I realize this is not a big news flash, but I find this lying, shirtless, married, and pathetic politician to be amusing.
As a telepath, I can't lie, and this makes my job as a politician much more difficult--yet much more sincere--than that of Christopher Lee, Republican representative for New York.
I'm not surprised that a human male would troll craigslist for dates. I am just a tad surprised that this U.S. Congressman used his real name and email address on craigslist. That doesn't seem too bright. And I'm a little more surprised that he told the woman that his shirtless photo was "the only photo he had around," and apparently expected her to believe him.
I wonder if he realizes that shirtless photos on craigslist are often considered creepy and in poor taste? I wonder what sort of skanky women he's hooked up with in the past? I wonder if he has STDs? I wonder if his wife suspects? I wonder why he admitted to having a child, yet lied about his age and marital status? I wonder how many times he used his real name before a woman online actually researched him and then contacted a news media outlet? Maybe he hoped they would confuse him with Christopher Lee, the actor.
Among my people, we expect politicians to uphold the values they espouse. In fact, we hold our politicians to a higher standard than the common people. The Torth Majority will have me tortured to death the minute they begin to doubt my interest in serving them. Compete with that, U.S. representatives ... so-called servants of the people!!!
As a telepath, I can't lie, and this makes my job as a politician much more difficult--yet much more sincere--than that of Christopher Lee, Republican representative for New York.
I'm not surprised that a human male would troll craigslist for dates. I am just a tad surprised that this U.S. Congressman used his real name and email address on craigslist. That doesn't seem too bright. And I'm a little more surprised that he told the woman that his shirtless photo was "the only photo he had around," and apparently expected her to believe him.
I wonder if he realizes that shirtless photos on craigslist are often considered creepy and in poor taste? I wonder what sort of skanky women he's hooked up with in the past? I wonder if he has STDs? I wonder if his wife suspects? I wonder why he admitted to having a child, yet lied about his age and marital status? I wonder how many times he used his real name before a woman online actually researched him and then contacted a news media outlet? Maybe he hoped they would confuse him with Christopher Lee, the actor.
Among my people, we expect politicians to uphold the values they espouse. In fact, we hold our politicians to a higher standard than the common people. The Torth Majority will have me tortured to death the minute they begin to doubt my interest in serving them. Compete with that, U.S. representatives ... so-called servants of the people!!!
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